i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
(Source: striders, via nerdycommunity)
my roommate just screamed “COSTCO” in his sleep
(Source: hohokev, via sometimelow)